Friday Gab Bag (Oh Wait...It's Saturday, Isn't It?)

If you're scratching your head at the title of this post, and wondering why I seem to have lost a day this week, there's a very simple answer for that, dear readers. You see, I worked out with Dana again last night. And we did step aerobics.

Of COURSE I was smiling the whole time. Just like her. I swear.

When the whining workout was completed, I diligently checked my new handy-dandy heart rate monitor to see how many calories I burned.


And had to pick my jaw up off the floor when I saw this:

Yes, that says seven hundred and eight calories burned. No, I'm not kidding. 

Hence why my first word today was "OW."


Not only are my legs sore from the step-up, step-down, step-up-again motion, but my brain is FRIED. Which explains today's blog title. And also, why I'm sure this blog will make no sense to anyone. Even me.

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There's still PLENTY of time to tell me all about the book that kept you busy during the holidays. The linky is open until the end of January, and I'm always eager to hear about an enticing read! So click on over to my post titled "I Read, Therefore I Am," read my own review of "The Hunger Games" by Suzanne Collins, and share your favorite book, all in one fell swoop!

Also, yesterday I reached out for a little help from my friends. If you have an idea, a funny story, a conversation starter, or a topic you'd like to see me cover here on Abby Gabs, now's your chance to make your voice heard! Click on the tab above titled "Ask Abby Gabs," and give me your best shot!!

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Here are three images from Pinterest that have made me laugh within the last 24 hours. (I totally stole this idea from Stephanie over at Love Life Project. She also has a hilarious NEW blog called Clay Baboons that you MUST MUST MUST read. It is fantastico.)


Ok, plug completed. Now let the hilarity ensue.

As soon as I can figure out how to rename my computer, I'm totally
going to do this. Because it's HILARIOUS, people. HILARIOUS.

This picture is funny for 2 reasons. 1) this cat looks like my cat, Pip and 
2) it's REALLY cold outside here today and I would probably be on 
the floor right beside him in a similar position.

Because alcohol is totally my motivation for jogging. 
Seriously. Put a big ol' bottle of red wine at the finish line 
and I will beat ALL the skinny beotches there. For reals, yo.

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And finally---who watched the People's Choice Awards?!?! Did you burst with glee when you saw THIS?!? :

<SIGH>

I ♥ Nathan Fillion. I ♥ Castle and Firefly and Serenity and Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog and everything else he's ever been in.

And I'd be lying if I said I was NOT voting every single day per his requests on Twitter.

What? It's not cheating on Donnie Wahlberg if I Twitter-stalk other celebrities. Right?

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As it turns out, blogs with a ton of links and pictures in them, even if they aren't cohesive or Photoshopped, takes just as much thought and time as the other kind. Brain is officially exhausted now. Must. Have. Coffee. And. Sleep. ZZZzzzzzz

The End.