The question:
Why in the $@*& hasn't Abby written a blog since Monday, December 12th?
Is the answer...?:
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| A. She ran off and joined the circus. |
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| B. She was abducted by aliens. (Oh no!) |
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| C. She's been battling a righteous stomach flu. OR |
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| D. She went to the North Pole to visit Santa Claus. (YAY!) |
Now, class, if we use our best detective skills (and also that rule you learned in SAT prep), I'm sure we'll all arrive at the very same answer! And that answer is...
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| Ewwwwww. |
It's true, readers. I haven't been ignoring you outright. Nor have I been off enjoying some fantastical adventure. Instead, I've been...well...I'll leave out all the details and just say I've been sick.
Thankfully, I'm feeling much, MUCH better today. (I.E. --> I'm actually up, dressed, AND wearing make-up: three things that have not happened consecutively in the same day since Sunday night.) So...yay me!
Despite being ill for the past few days, I have managed to complete a few minor tasks. I braved the elements long enough to pick up a few Christmas gifts (don't worry, recipients. I didn't breathe germs on them.) I also finished and sent all my Christmas cards (same rules apply. All stamps and envelopes were self-adhesive. Thank you, technology gods.) I also felt well enough Wednesday to head out for a haircut and color.
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| No more grays---YAY!!! Merry Christmas to my hair. |
So, readers...my apologies. I didn't mean to leave you high and dry. But no worries...I'm back, I'm better, and I'm ready to start blogging again. Full steam ahead!
Tomorrow, I'll tell you all about a humorous encounter I had with the husband while out Christmas shopping...stay tuned.
