I wanted to give you everything you've ever wanted: special-edition Transformers from China, a shiny new Kindle Fire, a super-sexy Camaro, all the Doctor Who figures in the world....
I wanted to give you all the impossible things we both dream of but can never have: a room filled with hundred-dollar bills, a giant mansion with the world's best man cave, a trip around the solar system in the TARDIS, a friend by the name of Jean Luc Picard...
If I could, I would give you all those things and more on your birthday. But we don't have much money right now, and no matter how much I try, I can't get a hold of The Doctor. And so, my love, all I have to give you on your birthday is, well, this:
Maybe next year, I can get you that Camaro.
Happy Birthday Brian! I love you to the moon and back!!!
